Banana Hammock.

An internet documentation of my descent into reality from a cloud of compiled data and streams crammed into tubes.
Blows my mind.

Blows my mind.

Seriously?

It worries me how often we are threatened with policies and laws that move society backward instead of forward.

Well, they gonna.

Well, they gonna.

Odd curse words I’m making up as I go:
Fatherfucker
Vaginal shit
Condom fart
Sick dickery
Shit flipper
Nard
Whoresucker
… that is all.

Odd curse words I’m making up as I go:

Fatherfucker

Vaginal shit

Condom fart

Sick dickery

Shit flipper

Nard

Whoresucker

… that is all.

?

When I see someone on Facebook with a status like, “When God closes a door, he opens a window!” or, “He is Risen, and His love is infinite,” my immediate reaction is, “Wow, what an idiot.” 

That being said, I have nothing against Christians. However, blind faith has always filled me with contempt. People that tend to post this sort of status are, I believe, not the type of person to think critically about their own beliefs or why they feel the need to shout them at other people. So I guess that I’m not angry at them personally but I am angry at the notion that yelling about Jesus all day long is great but I make one post about atheism and it turns into a shit fest of fighting because Christians can’t calm the fuck down and realize that it’s okay for people to believe things that they don’t.

Generalizations, generalizations everywhere.

Oh God

Oh God what’s happening, Justin is using his tumblr. He’s tumbled. HE’S FUCKING TUMBLED. He must be bored. 

I’m doin’ it too guys!
This is me.
This is me giving MAYBE 1/4 of a shit.
This is me smiling despite life’s ups and downs.
This is me being strong, and more than fine on my own.
This is me being a rock for my friends.
This is me looking toward the future with an open mind and an open heart.
This is me being awesome.;D

I’m doin’ it too guys!

This is me.

This is me giving MAYBE 1/4 of a shit.

This is me smiling despite life’s ups and downs.

This is me being strong, and more than fine on my own.

This is me being a rock for my friends.

This is me looking toward the future with an open mind and an open heart.

This is me being awesome.

;D

Always.

Always.